Not Suitable For Utah 1.3: The Mini-Winnie Dream

Somehow, we got into railing on ESPN from the jump, but we got to the sports we talk about eventually. The Cardinals look good, but only as good as Chandler Jones makes them. We're both non-plussed by our NFL teams, and Shane is devastated to learn his Chiefs would not only be out on Stephon Gilmore, but out on Jaylon Smith as well. The tailgate is better with a gas-powered blender, and Shane dreams to retire to a life of tailgating across SEC Country in a Mini-Winnie.